Thursday, August 21, 2014

Pet Names

 
 
There is an overabundance of black and white mammals named "Oreo" or "Panda". This bothers me so much. There are a million better names, more pun-full and/or creative than these. Hell even "Cow" is better and it is still an obvious thing to call a black and white animal. Just don't do it. Be better than that.

And just far far too many animals are named "Cocoa". Hells Bells, once I got a hermit crab from a person who had named it "Cocoa"! It was a CRUSTACEAN, people, c'mon! Anyway, it got a better name than that after. The other one I got from that person was named "Buddy", which is just fine for any shelled animal, less okay for certain mammls (but not bad) and great for birds and bovines.
"I am not a cookie, nor a bear!"
(This guinea pig is actually named Oreo)

 
On the same hand, it is totally okay to name non-color matching animals after such things. Just not "Cocoa". Never "Cocoa". Not any spelling variation of it either!

 


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